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Just For Laughs.
Channel Quotes
04/02/01 - 04/03/01

<woozey> its prolly best to be lagged    
<crazybtch> is that like ur farts>?
<Allisan> well we all a little loony to be here aren't we :))
<coffee_freak> 'honest babe i'm not formatting'
<Allisan> yeah well gets pretty wet here at times      
<Mystiqal> anything with chatter in it has to be annoying
<Allisan> good and bloke don't go in the same sentence         
<coffee_freak> im not a Sensetive New Age Guy im a Caring Understanding Ninties Type :))
<MLamer> cheap, but not free <jester38> ahhh just grow ya own green stuff much cheaper
<Mystiqal> sheesh did everyone wake up this morning and find a life away from irc
 <ANZAC^AWOL> I dont need tissues ...this one definately has given me the runs
<Amulette> Clear the room, this could be flamable.


 10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE 01'S (these 10 will be changed weekly)

 1.You try to enter your password on the microwave.
 2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
 3.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
 4.You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
 5.Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
 6.When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
 7.When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "0" to get  an outside line.
 8.You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
 9.Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
10.Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
                                            Top 10 Blonde Inventions

1. Water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat on a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag



Funny Lines
Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
I bet you I could stop gambling.
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called?



WHY MEN CANT WIN

* If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
 * If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
 * If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
 * If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
 * If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation
 * If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.
 * If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
 * If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
 * If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
 * If you cry, you're a wimp
 * If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
 * If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
* If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
* If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
 * If she asks you, it's a favor
* If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
 * If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
 * If you don't, you're a slob.
* If you buy her flowers, you're after something
 * If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
 * If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
* If you lack pride, you're not ambitious.
 * If you're totally beat after a hard day's work, you don't give a hoot about other people's needs.
 * If she has a headache, she's tired.
 * If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
* If you want it too often, you're over-sexed.
* If you don't, there must be someone else